Who We Are

 

Palmer

Spider Monkey portrait

Image swiped from Primates.com

Actually a highly evolved spider-monkey, Palmers antics have been a longtime source of amusement for youngsters of all ages.

After escaping from the laboratory that birthed him, Palmer rapidly began climbing the corporate ladder, aided by his prehensile toes and tail. He quickly realized that there was little profit to be made in ladder-climbing and is now seeking to branch out into the challenging new world of RPG Publishing.

Payne

Orangutan portrait

The creature who would one day be named Payne, began life as a Grey alien but soon began to devolve down the evolutionary ladder out of sheer laziness.

“Being a higher lifeform isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be. Plus, it’s a lot of work” is something Payne has frequently been seen scrawling in the dirt with his own feces.

Lately his devolution seems to have halted near the orangutan stage, although his surliness and irascibility are ever on the rise.

  5 Responses to “Who We Are”

  1. Hey Nik,

    Thanks again for a great iron GM session. My kids really loved it and I really appreciate the effort.

    Best wishes,
    William DeLeo

  2. hey guys I got one of your CDs from total con from the iron GM competition the seven deadly sins and I hate to say it but it will not load onto my computer (desktop) and I don;t know why checked other disk and it worked so not the drive could there be somthing wrong with this burn of the disk and if so how can we go about fixing this

    • That’s no good. Sorry you got a bad disk. I’ve sent you a download link for the files via DriveThruRPG.com.

      If anyone else runs into similar issues with either of the Caravan or The Deadly Seven disks, send us a note through the new contact form in the sidebar or shoot us an email to [customer service (at) paNik productons . com]. Since I wasn’t smart enough to have thought up a proof-of-purchase number, be sure to include where you bought it and what color the printing on the disk itself is. We’ll make it right.

  3. Hello, I have been trying to contact you using the “Contact Us” window to the right, but it does not seem to be working. Can you tell me how to proceed in contacting you?

    • Sorry about that.

      I’ve taken the form down. Please send all emails to customerService (at) paNikproductions (dot) com.

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